Only after 10 years apprenticeship, consisting of hourly beer runs, constant chastising, and regular beatings, can you even ask to join this league. If you are deemed unworthy, and your application is denied, every member of your family, and everyone you've ever held a conversation with is beaten within an inch of their lives, and you start another 10 year apprenticeship. By force if necessary.
A small price to pay for a chance at calling yourself a true Lawn Bowler, and living the kind of lavish, elitist lifestyle that multi billionaires only dream of.
Lawn Bowling 09' from Some Jerk on Vimeo.
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